A Journey Through Maternity Halloween Costumes

It’s getting cold and pumpkiny out. The stores are filled with candy and I got invited to two apple-picking outings on the same day. All this can mean only one thing — Halloween is coming. Of course, there’s a big costume party. But this year, I’ll be about five months pregnant. As classy as those awesome baby-belly-painting costumes are, I don’t think I’ll be quite big enough for that this time around.

Bun in Oven Belly Costume Belly Bump Painting

Bump Belly PaintingBun in Oven Belly Costume

Nope. So, I looked up other costume ideas for pregnant ladies.

Fat Bastard Maternity Costume Mermaid Pearl Maternity Costume

Fat Bastard Maternity CostumeMermaid Maternity Costume

Although some of them were pretty neat, I didn’t exactly want a costume that screamed PREGNANT! Or one that murmured the age-old pregnant or fat? question behind one’s back. So I moved on.

There were a few maternity costumes at the costume store, but I decided that none of them were my style:

Maternity Angel CostumeMaternity Devil Costume Maternity Fairy Costume

Maternity Costumes

Ideally, I wanted a costume that I could wear while pregnant, but that didn’t require a belly to be a good costume. I looked for costumes with empire waists. And, being a thrifty lady of style, my price tag is under $40. Here are some options I found (click on image for item info):

Zodiac Goddess Adult CostumeRoman Empress CostumeMidnight Dragonfly Adult CostumeLovely Lolita Adult CostumeSexy Blue Sailor Girl Costume - Womens Sailor Uniform CostumeSexy Greek Goddess Costume - Womens Greek Goddess Halloween Costumes

Zodiac Goddess CostumeRoman Empress CostumeWomen's Dragonfly CostumeLolita CostumeSexy Sailor Girl CostumeSexy Greek Goddess

A lot of these are cool and pretty, but I like a costume with a back story. I mean, “Greek goddess” sounds great, but which goddess should I be? I hate to admit it, but the last time I remember studying classics was in elementary school, when I made a life-sized Aphrodite out of construction paper. I just don’t have a good connection to any of these.

And of course, there were some costumes that would work, but just weren’t what I was going for. Maybe it’s the hormones, but I just feel like being girly this year. Here are some I liked, but vetoed:

Sherlock Holmes Accessory Kit Adult Gossamer Ghost Costume - Scary Ghost Costumes for Women-2Adult Bumble Bee Costume - Bee Halloween Costumes-2Pregnant Nun CostumeAdult Peas Costume - Peas in a Pod Costume-2Sock Monkey Pajama Costume - Funny Sock Monkey Costumes for Teens-2

Sherlock Holmes CostumeAdult Ghost CostumeAdult Bumble Bee CostumePregnant Nun CostumeAdult Peas in a Pod CostumeSock Monkey Pajama Costume

I also thought it would be funny to wear a midriff-exposing outfit, like one of these. But again, I don’t think my belly is big enough yet for it to make sense. So, ladies with big tummies, consider one of these sexy options before painting your bellies:

Sexy I CU Nurse CostumeSexy Mermaid Adult CostumeSexy Female Fantasy Rum Female Pirate Costume

Sexy I CU NurseSexy Mermaid CostumeSexy Pirate Costume

Yes, I could just make a costume. I often have in the past, but this year I’m feeling a little too busy, hungry and tired, and tired and hungry. In the end, I decided what I want to dress up as and nothing I can find works for maternity. So, I’m planning to buy a regular costume and alter it myself, or find an empire-waisted dress that fits the bill and add accessories. What did I decide on, you ask? Well, I’m keeping it a secret till the big costume party. I’ll let you know once it’s over!

Note: You can click on the images above for item info.

UPDATE: Check out my maternity costumes from Halloween 2011 and 2013:

My Pregnant Princess Peach Costume

My Maternity Tower of Mordor Costume and the Tolkien VILLAINZ!

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