Things That Are Nice About Winter*

1. The cats don’t shed as much.

2. It’s unlikely that I’ll have to shave my legs.

(I’ll have to get back to you if I come up with anything not hair-related.)

*Excluding holidays.

**Excluding snow, because the niceness of actual snow is canceled out by fleeting promises of snow that become wintery mixes, toilet paper runs, highway slow-jams, or nothing.

Here’s a photo of the cats. I don’t have one of my leg hair. You’re welcome.